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[23 Jul 2020|05:23pm] |
My boy is handsome, I know. Try not to fall in love.
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[19 Jun 2010|06:49pm] |
I have new pictures. I'm posting so that all of you may bask in my intimidating beauty. I know that most of you see me every day in the halls, but when this face is caught on camera, well. Angels sing. This is my gift to you. My second gift will be the view of my body in a Speedo once we get the summer party organized.
Speaking of. Any requests? I'm kind of disappointed. None of these bathing suits are hot pink. If someone has a better website, please link me.
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| Locked to Carmen |
[06 Jun 2010|11:25pm] |
Hey, pretty lady. Each year, if the budget allows, we try to throw together a summer office party. I'm thinking a boat party. Any ideas?
Let me know.
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| Yet Another Retreat Post - I'M SO EXCITED |
[24 Apr 2010|12:35am] |
Who is sneaking in the booze on the retreat this time? I want to know if I have to get any, since I've usually just bummed off others in the past. I feel a little guilty this year. I'm a big guy, and it takes a lot to make me drunk. Since I usually don't stop until I'm puking, that's a lot of money down the drain.
But, bonus. I take my clothes off, and I know that most of you are missing the goods. It's been a while since I've stripped for everyone. Are you longing for your next fix, Spent? I bet you are.
On an unrelated note, you know what I cannot wait for? Our cabin arrangements. They're always so creative.
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[17 Mar 2010|05:41pm] |
I'm going to be so hungover tomorrow morning that it will disgust all of you.
Brought to you by a member of the executive team. Ahaha.
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| REMINDER - PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT |
[11 Feb 2010|10:37pm] |
Hello, lovers. Your Valentine's Day party is just around the corner. ARE YOU EXCITED?
Quick recap on the 'deets':
WHEN: Friday, February 12th from 7:00pm to 1:30am.
WHERE: The Midtown Loft and Terrace.
WHAT: 'High School Cliques' costume party. Dinner, drinking, dancing and games. Drinks are free until 11:00pm.
HOW: Bring a donation for Oxfam to gain access to the party.
Hopefully that is clear!
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[15 Jan 2010|11:36pm] |
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I WANT VALENTINES FROM EVERYONE.
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[05 Jan 2010|11:50pm] |
GUYS AND GIRLS. READ THIS POST!
I'm starting to think about the Valentine's Day party, since I'm not sure that we'll have a party planner by then. Any ideas, Spent? Costume? Semi-formal? Hire a match-maker?
I was thinking of setting up a Valentine drop off box near reception for small gifts and cards. These could be handed out at the party. Do you guys like that idea?
Let me know! Help me help you.
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[31 Dec 2009|01:22am] |
For Micah:
I don't have any children, but I'm hoping to foster and then adopt. I picture myself with a little black or asian baby. Like a celebrity. You will all be jealous.
My in-laws are intimidating and glamorous. I have warmed my way into their hearts with my impeccably good looks, razor sharp wit, and undeniable charm. Can you blame them for secretly loving me? I mean, they don't always show it, but they so love me.
***Insert recent story about in-laws here.***
***Insert cute baby story here.***
THERE. Put me on your list, Micah.
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[25 Dec 2009|11:56pm] |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
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| PARTY REMINDER! |
[17 Dec 2009|09:29pm] |
Here, guys. Just in case you've forgotten!
WHEN: Friday, December 18th from 7:00pm to 1:30am. That's TOMORROW.
WHERE: The Central Park Boathouse Restaurant.
WHAT: It's a Holiday party. Wear your formal attire. Come ready for some dinner, drinking, singing, dancing, and overall cheer. Open bar until 11:00pm. Drunkenness encouraged.
HOW: We're running a food drive again this year. Bring two canned or dried food items in order to gain access into the party.
Be there or be square.
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[10 Dec 2009|10:24pm] |
Apparently, at the age of 34, I'm too old to be considered attractive anymore. Young anon, you cut me deep. My only comfort is that I know that the comment wasn't June, because she called me attractive a couple of days ago. Ahaha.
Also, I think you jinxed Theo when you said he was good in bed. Seriously. Last night was so awkward. Thanks for ruining my life.
Anyway! The DJ is taking song requests for the holiday party. Well, he is now. I want to make sure that everyone hears their favorites. Any suggestions? Songs you MUST groove to?
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[06 Dec 2009|11:24pm] |
JULIAN'S HOLIDAY PARTY 2009 MISTLETOE SIGN UP SHEET!
Comment below if you want a kiss from me... and then get in line.
Ahaha. I think I'm so funny.
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[09 Nov 2009|01:59pm] |
Okay, I know I just updated, but! I just stumbled across a website dedicated to rating women's boobs. It's such a train wreck. So many bare titties breasts.
I'm not going to get any work done today.
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[09 Nov 2009|02:32am] |
Okay, Spent. What do you think about a booze cruise? It will have to be organized by yours truly because we're currently out an event planner. Which is fine, because I'm pretty amazing at every aspect of PR, if you don't mind me saying. Wait, of course you don't mind.
We didn't have a Halloween party this year, so we have some extra money to throw around. Do you guys have any (realistic) suggestions for the party? I'm open to them. I know there are some creative people in this office. They're hiding out there somewhere. Probably in the art department playing some strategy computer game during work hours. I'm so jealous, I know. I'm practically green.
Ahaha. This entry is so random. You can tell it's too late right now. Anyway, let me know, people!
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[18 Oct 2009|01:18am] |
Spent. Does my Jersey accent offend you? Do you find me more attractive before I open my mouth?
Straight men, you can answer too. I won't judge you for thinking I'm a catch.
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[22 Sep 2009|10:21am] |
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Everyone should watch out for Nathan. I've heard that he's pretty like one of the fine actors of Gossip Girl. I don't want him to get trampled today.
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[16 Sep 2009|12:53pm] |
Some woman's boob fell out of her shirt on the subway this morning. Not a word of a lie! She was wearing one of those shirts that sits off of the shoulders and she wasn't wearing a bra. It was a recipe for disaster. What was more funny was that she didn't notice right away, and because we are in New York, everyone was trying so hard not to acknowledged each other's existence that no one said anything. Then again, what do you say? "Um, excuse me, miss. Your titty is out." Yeah. It's a tough call.
That's the most exciting thing that has happened to me for the past few weeks. Don't judge, people.
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