THIS is the funniest thing I've read all week. Mostly because I read it before Eddie's post, so it didn't make sense and cracked me right up.

I stopped reading when he said "What is it with women?" I don't care.


I'm still working on the cowboy party, people, so don't give your hopes up. I just have to figure out what's going on with the retreat and stuff. Speaking of which:

RICHARD AND KATHERINE. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE RETREAT? I WANT TO HAVE A HOEDOWN PARTY.

I feel better. Oh, and Lena? We should talk, you sexy thing. Since, you know, you're the party planner. I like you much better than I liked Adam Fell.