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julianevans ([info]julianevans) wrote,
@ 2008-06-30 09:52:00

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YESTERDAY WAS EMBARRASSING AND AWKWARD. This is me pretending it didn't happen.

I encourage everyone who knows the words to Independence Day by Martina McBride to sing it around Alek this week. It's his favorite song because he loves American nationalism. Ahahaha. And, you know, if you don't know the words, just make them up. I realize that not everyone listens to country.

However, if you do know some country songs, you can mix it up with a "If you don't like America, you can get out." tune. That will work too.






I just want everyone to call me wiener head.

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[info]natemiller
2008-06-30 07:55 pm UTC (link)
That hat makes me hungry.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Me too, actually. But, ew. I wouldn't put mustard on it.

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[info]natemiller
2008-06-30 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Do you have something against mustard?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 08:51 pm UTC (link)
It makes me want to vomit.

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[info]natemiller
2008-06-30 08:53 pm UTC (link)
I bet you make mustard want to vomit.

By the way, I'm refraining from making a Heinz ketchup joke. Be happy.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 08:54 pm UTC (link)
You're so good to me. Kind of.

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[info]natemiller
2008-06-30 09:00 pm UTC (link)
I try. You just mean so much to me.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Your sarcasm hurts.

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[info]natemiller
2008-06-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, babycakes.

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[info]elneuman
2008-06-30 07:58 pm UTC (link)
The only country song I know is from that South Park movie.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 08:48 pm UTC (link)
How does it go?

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[info]elneuman
2008-06-30 08:57 pm UTC (link)
What would you do
If someone told you to fight for freedom?
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little pussy?
'Cause the only reason that you're here
Is 'cause folks died for you in the past
So maybe now it's your turn
To die kicking some ass

It's pretty appropriate for 4th of July.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Oohh, right. You know what else would work? "America, Fuck Yeah!"

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[info]elneuman
2008-06-30 09:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, that has even better lyrics. I mean it's not country but still. If I see him, I'll be sure to start in on it. Loudly.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Oh, you're a hero.

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[info]natalielawrence
2008-06-30 08:12 pm UTC (link)
OMG. I was going to wear that hat. COPIER! As if I was going to go to Oliver's party, ahaha-

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 08:48 pm UTC (link)
LIAR.

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[info]natalielawrence
2008-06-30 10:07 pm UTC (link)
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD CALL ME A LIAR.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:12 pm UTC (link)
I DID.

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[info]natalielawrence
2008-06-30 10:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm never sending you cookies again. And, by cookies, I mean naughty pics, ahaha-

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Wait. When did you send me cookies?

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[info]natalielawrence
2008-06-30 10:34 pm UTC (link)
When you were overseas.

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-30 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I think 'wiener head' isn't what everyone would call you. 'Retarded', maybe. :[

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Well, they call me that anyway. :[

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-30 09:19 pm UTC (link)
You poor baby. You're going to be the one who kills everyone randomly one day, aren't you?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:11 pm UTC (link)
AHAHA. No. It's not like I get picked on as much as Tagg or Emilie.

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-30 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Well, they deserve it. Obviously. I was under the impression that you were as sweet and as warm as apple pie.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:24 pm UTC (link)
That sounds like a line from American Pie.

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[info]chrisgilmore
2008-06-30 10:04 pm UTC (link)
I will only call you wiener head from now on.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:12 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, boss. It's such an honor.

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[info]brighton_bloom
2008-06-30 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Country music? Do we hafta?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:12 pm UTC (link)
You most certainly do.

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[info]brighton_bloom
2008-06-30 10:17 pm UTC (link)
What if I refuse, pout (like in the icon) and cross my arms in a defiant sort of way?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Then you're a poor sport.

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[info]brighton_bloom
2008-06-30 10:31 pm UTC (link)
POUT

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[info]kowalczyk
2008-06-30 10:13 pm UTC (link)
If you wear that, everyone else is going to feel inferior.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-30 10:25 pm UTC (link)
All the men, anyway.

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