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[04 Oct 2008|12:16pm] |
In light of the anonymous post, I'd like to clear a few things up about the second round of Spentie Awards. You know, because Natalie didn't have a stick up her ass for the first round, and also I really think this will piss Dave off, too. So I'm going for it.
1) The Spentie results were not meant to make people feel bitter or insecure. I'm sorry that they have caused grief among a select number of individuals. Natalie has turned everyone against them because she took them way, way too seriously to begin with and the office thinks she's a whore. I can smell it.
2) They're not serious. Attempting to prove to the rest of the office that they aren't serious is kind of a fruitless task, but you may continue to do so if it makes you feel better.
3) Brad is the hottest man in the office by popular vote, but so is Nathan. I demand everyone focuses their indignant attitudes on both parties, because I think Brad's head is getting a little too big. The upset towards him only makes him more desirable. After all, the prettiest people are always hated the most. And that leads me to my last point:
4) I'm sorry I won awards. If you're focusing too much and it makes you feel better, you can pretend I rigged it. However, if they truly mean nothing to you, you might just want to get over it. Because really? I could talk about them for months if it irritates people. Don't tempt me.
So. In the spirit of honesty, I'm going to do the right thing and lock this post from the executives. AHAHAHA. Okay. No. who wants to tell me they're angry with me to my face? Have at it.
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