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julianevans ([info]julianevans) wrote,
@ 2008-05-22 22:01:00

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If anyone saw me hobbling around today, it's because I sprained my ankle. The doctors don't know if I'll make it. I'll be accepting "Get Well!" gifts in my office.

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[info]jamieturner
2008-05-23 07:07 am UTC (link)
And, by Get-Well gifts, you mean blowjobs, right?

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 07:13 am UTC (link)
Well, I would bet that the gimp leg is a turn on.

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[info]theosaintclair
2008-05-23 07:15 am UTC (link)
Jamie, you are so annoying. Seriously.

You're whiny.

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 07:16 am UTC (link)
This post wasn't whiny.

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[info]theosaintclair
2008-05-23 07:23 am UTC (link)
W-H-I-N-Y.

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(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mikeshuffield, 2008-05-23 10:14 pm UTC

[info]ewacumming
2008-05-23 07:30 am UTC (link)
I so missed your attention-whoring while I was gone.

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 07:48 am UTC (link)
Ewa. I knew you had a thing for me all along.

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[info]ewacumming
2008-05-23 07:50 am UTC (link)
Oh, always.

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(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 07:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ewacumming, 2008-05-23 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ewacumming, 2008-05-23 08:49 am UTC

[info]jorossi
2008-05-23 07:33 am UTC (link)
Really? You sprained your ankle? I'd just figured you were suffering from the repercussions of a strenuous romp the night prior. Silly me.

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 07:38 am UTC (link)
THAT MAKES ME SOUND REALLY GAY, JO.

Definitely not. I'm a virgin.

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[info]jorossi
2008-05-23 07:43 am UTC (link)
Oh, of course. You're saving yourself for marriage, right? And the charming stud act is merely a cover-up tactic.

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(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 07:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jorossi, 2008-05-23 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jorossi, 2008-05-23 08:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jorossi, 2008-05-23 08:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jorossi, 2008-05-23 04:40 pm UTC

[info]janeholt
2008-05-23 07:53 am UTC (link)
Oh, no!

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 07:53 am UTC (link)
Jaaaaaane. It hurrrrts.

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(no subject) - [info]janeholt, 2008-05-23 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]janeholt, 2008-05-23 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janeholt, 2008-05-23 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-24 05:26 am UTC

[info]ceciliaalex
2008-05-23 07:57 am UTC (link)
Please don't leave us, Julian!

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 08:07 am UTC (link)
Everything... is... fading... to... black. The pain is too great.

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(no subject) - [info]ceciliaalex, 2008-05-23 11:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ceciliaalex, 2008-05-24 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-24 05:27 am UTC

[info]allieobrien
2008-05-23 08:09 am UTC (link)
Poor bb. D:

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 08:10 am UTC (link)
Shower me with donuts.

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(no subject) - [info]allieobrien, 2008-05-23 08:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-23 08:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]allieobrien, 2008-05-23 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julianevans, 2008-05-24 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]allieobrien, 2008-05-24 09:41 am UTC

[info]brighton_bloom
2008-05-23 10:03 am UTC (link)
What did I tell you about teasing the midgets?

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-23 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Who is a midget?

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[info]okennedy
2008-05-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Ow, how did you do that?

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-24 05:27 am UTC (link)
I jumped a bunch of steps and landed wrong on it. It was graceful.

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[info]danihoffman
2008-05-24 04:07 am UTC (link)
Don't worry I'm working on a beautiful poem to say at your funeral.

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-24 05:28 am UTC (link)
I want you to recite part of it now.

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(no subject) - [info]danihoffman, 2008-05-24 11:41 am UTC

[info]sofie_kessler
2008-05-24 04:12 am UTC (link)
How did you sprain your ankle? If you expect a Get Well gift from me, you need to tell me the story, unless it's a rubbish story about how your sprained it reaching for a box of cereal on the high shelf. If it's a rubbish story, make up something good.

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[info]julianevans
2008-05-24 05:37 am UTC (link)
Okay. I might have to embellish it a little.

I was taking my dogs outside for a pee, right? And we were walking down the stairs, and this guy yells behind me "HEY YOU! I'M GOING TO F***ING KILL YOU!". So, I was all "Whoa. This dude is nuts!" and started running. Little did I know, he was a cowboy-type figure. He roped my leg and I fell down the steps. My body jerked forward, but my ankle stayed tied to the rope, and... bam! Sprained.

So, you know. I let my man-eating dogs go and they killed the guy. The day was saved, but my poor ankle was not.

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