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julianevans ([info]julianevans) wrote,
@ 2008-06-13 14:48:00

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I hit my crotch really hard off of the corner of my desk this morning while I was on the phone. It was an important call, so I had to pretend that I wasn't about to pass out from the pain. I'm never going to attempt to circle my desk while on the phone again. Or maybe I'll just buy a longer cord.

Oh, and I took someone's Coke out of the fridge and used it to ice between my legs. I'm sorry about that. Ahaha. That's a lie. I hope someone actually put Coke in the fridge this morning.

I'll keep everyone posted on this situation.

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[info]jamieturner
2008-06-14 12:09 am UTC (link)
I bet this is just so someone will offer to kiss it better..... okay, it worked. Do you need me to kiss it better, Julius?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:32 am UTC (link)
Yes. I'd like a line of women to kiss it better, please.

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[info]crogan
2008-06-14 12:12 am UTC (link)
... Really?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:32 am UTC (link)
Yes. :[

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[info]crogan
2008-06-14 01:48 am UTC (link)
... Was it a Diet Coke?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:50 am UTC (link)
Oh, this lie is turning out better than I thought.

It very well could have been.

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[info]crogan
2008-06-14 02:04 am UTC (link)

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 02:05 am UTC (link)
Are you puking?

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[info]crogan
2008-06-14 02:10 am UTC (link)
Maybe a little bile. I have an over-active imagination.

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[info]janeholt
2008-06-14 12:14 am UTC (link)
Ahahahaha, aw. Jamie stole my comment.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:33 am UTC (link)
You can hug it better.

... Somehow. Let's think about this.

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[info]janeholt
2008-06-14 02:08 am UTC (link)
Oh, I have an idea. I'll come up. We'll work it out.

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[info]russmerrick
2008-06-14 12:16 am UTC (link)
The bottle doesn't say my name on it, does it? I put a Coke in there the other day. But it was in the back of the fridge and half full, so hopefully you didn't pick it.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:33 am UTC (link)
AHAHA.

I'm not sure! I didn't take a good look.

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[info]russmerrick
2008-06-14 02:00 am UTC (link)
Okay. But you didn't put it back in the fridge, right?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 02:05 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I did.

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[info]russmerrick
2008-06-14 02:06 am UTC (link)
Why?

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Because it was still good!

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[info]marval
2008-06-14 12:34 am UTC (link)
That was my Coke. The knowledge of what you used it for will make it taste all the sweeter, I'm sure.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:34 am UTC (link)
I hope it really hit the spot for you.

Worst joke ever, I know.

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
I thought my Coke tasted of cock sweat and designer imposter cologne. Not cool, Julian. Just not cool.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:34 am UTC (link)
I don't use cologne! I'm a grown, secure man.

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
Even grown, secure men like to smell good. There's no shame in it.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
I smell clean. I have nothing to cover up!

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-14 01:50 am UTC (link)
Who said you had to use it to cover anything up? You could use it to enhance.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 01:51 am UTC (link)
Will you act like the women in the Axe commercials if I do?

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-14 01:54 am UTC (link)
Sure, why not.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 02:05 am UTC (link)
Turned. On.

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[info]rosalyncooper
2008-06-14 02:45 am UTC (link)
It doesn't take much, does it?

I draw the line at leg humping. Inappropriate rubbing in teeny tiny bikinis and stripper heels, I can do. Leg humping? No.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:27 pm UTC (link)
Wait. Are we talking about rap videos?

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[info]allieobrien
2008-06-14 02:02 am UTC (link)
First sentence, and you have to go and use the word crotch. What an ATTENTION WHORE.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 02:04 am UTC (link)
Well, yeah. I want comments. I feed off of them.

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[info]allieobrien
2008-06-14 02:10 am UTC (link)
Real mature, Julian. God. You know what? I'd just prefer if you didn't associate with me until you've grown up a little.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:24 pm UTC (link)
You're hurting my feelings. Don't do this to me!

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[info]jeduvall
2008-06-14 04:04 am UTC (link)
Oh my god, I can't stop laughing.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Mean!

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[info]jeduvall
2008-06-15 02:14 pm UTC (link)
As if I'd give you anything less.

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[info]cbradshaw
2008-06-14 04:23 am UTC (link)
I have suddenly never been so happy that I've given up drinking coke. Honestly, does it hurt that bad? I've never known if men are just being babies and milking it for sympathy.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
No. It really, really hurts that bad.

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[info]ceciliaalex
2008-06-14 04:32 am UTC (link)
Thank God I drink Pepsi?

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[info]mikhail_lenki
2008-06-14 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Pepsi for the win!
Especially when Julian uses a Coke to ice his crotch.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
You're one lucky girl.

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[info]lenab
2008-06-14 07:14 am UTC (link)
I'll be honest. That's really funny, but also very unfortunate. Sorry about your penis.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
It's still very upset.

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[info]sofie_kessler
2008-06-14 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Julian, I seem to recall that not so very long ago, you sprained your ankle. I understand that maneuvering while walking is an advanced exercise, but I would expect you would have significant experience by now.

It's very possible that you just need a new pair of shoes.

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[info]julianevans
2008-06-14 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Are you going to buy me some?

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[info]sofie_kessler
2008-06-15 05:21 am UTC (link)
No. I'll be much to busy buying my own shoes. Ask your Mother.

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[info]miraholiday
2008-06-14 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Wow Julian, seems that the Coke you used belonged to five different people.

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